Helping a Coworker

From: Z
Subject: Peer support paranoia: FM hates me.

OK, hands up - who knows why *suddenly* my headers on random pages have GONE ON HOLIDAY. I’m talking FM. I’m talking new template. I’m talking have tried re-importing template. I’m talking PLEASE help me. I passed the end of my tether. My tether is a DOT to me.

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From: Ora

Sorry, I don't know why. Has anyone replied?

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From: Z

No! I so feel like crying.

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From: Ora

Maybe you should contact Tech Support?

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From: Z

Problem solved by the old cut and paste into clean document workaround. I then had to repeat the procedure on three other infected chapters. And now my chapter files are coming out A4 when the rest are custom. Vent vent vent.

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From: Ora

How can I cheer you up?

• You are not a resident of Dafur.
  
• The cable selection is so bad it can only get better .
  
• You can get up and go get coffee whenever you want to while policemen and skyscraper window cleaners cannot always do that.
• You don't have to cut up dead bodies to make a living.

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From: Z

Its ok. There is more:

• I don't have to run around flea infested and fight for food like street cats.
• I didn’t have to guess the obscure name of a silly little man who spun straw into gold for me in return for my firstborn in order that I get to marry the king.
• I am not Britney Spears.

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From: Ora

• Your husband is not the costar of Angelina Jolie.
• No one has tied you to your chair and forced you to watch America's Next Top Model.
• You are not married to Amedinejad.

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From: Z

• Somebody somewhere has to do far more for their husband than I do.
• In Jamaica, your afro is a fire hazard when lighting your ganja


• I have never been bitten by a crocodile.

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From: Ora

This reminds me of the scene in 8 Miles with Eminem where they rap-joust.
I concede, yours are better than mine.