The Girls Discuss the Effects of Cellular Repeaters

From: Sigi
Subject: Cellular repeaters above our heads

Doesn't this bother any of you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellular_repeater
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From: Ora
Subject: RE: Cellular repeaters above our heads

Luckily I don't need my brain so much anymore.
But skipping down the Darwin path, I guess future generations will be those whose DNA is more resistant to radiation.
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From: Z
Subject: RE: Cellular repeaters above our heads

I’ve read about research into merging human and cockroach DNA because cockroaches can survive nuclear war. There are a few problems: full-humans cannot get over their fear of huroaches, huroaches have huge antennae, huroaches often get stamped on by full-humans.
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From: Ora
Subject: RE: Cellular repeaters above our heads

If it is successful it will spawn a whole new genre of movies starring some hot guy with a ponytail whose job it is to find a way to exterminate a really nasty strain of cockoumans who want to take over the western world and cannot be killed even with New Extra Strength Poison-Enriched K300. I think Amehdinajad is being considered for the supporting role of head of the cockoumans.

The Girls Discuss Rolling Stones' 500 Best

From: Ora
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/500songs ...
Do we agree with their list?

From: Tina
I've had some problems browsing the list but from what I can see the main players are Rolling Stones (of course) and Bob Dylan. I would throw out many of the oldies.

From: Ora
Agreed! It bothered me that most of it was from the 60's and 70's. They should not call it "Greatest Songs of All Times" they should call it "Greatest Songs of Aging Baby Boomers Who Think They're So Cool Because They Work at Rolling Stone" who made a gesture by adding a few later songs that they either happened to overhear while sneaking into their kid's room to search for drugs while said kid was in the bathroom, and the television was on MTV, or recognized from the theme of some movie or commercial.

From: Z
In other words, you and Tina are way cooler than the people on Rolling Stone magazine.

From: Ora
Tina definitely is. And like naked people running like sheep to be photographed in the town square, their uncoolness bursts out of every pore as evidenced by this list. It's like they're saying "only the music of the 60's and 70's was any good". Lots of people around today weren't even around then, so this list is totally unrepresentative. There is hardly any new wave on it.

From: Sally
Did you notice the list is from 2004?And another thing to consider – I think that when you try to rank “the best” list, you always try to give some time perspective. Meaning – you don’t include NEW stuff since it did not have enough time to mature…so, in 20-30 years or so, songs from our current decade will be included. Don’t you think?

From: Ora
Good insight! I feel better about the list, having had this brought to my attention. In about 40 years Stan by Eminem will be elevator music. I'll step onto the elevator at the neighborhood retirement home for active seniors and hear the faint piping of "Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have the chance. I ain't mad, I just think it's f**ked up you don't answer fans..." with glockenspiel accompaniment.

The Girls Discuss Living Off the Grid

Living Off The Grid - How to avoid the spies all around us

From: Ora
That is one freaky article! I don't know if I'd want to live in a tent in my parents garden. My mom has some kinky neighbors.

From: Z
Or do without electricity, sewage disposal, etc.

From: Ora
And why are they giving out infomation on how to defeat the cameras! Normal people won't do that, but criminals and terrorists will!

I think my brother will like this article. He thinks that George Bush personally listens to everyone's phone calls and reads their email.

From: Z
That’s probably how he gets material for his speeches! LOL.

I think off-grid living will become increasingly popular. I have learnt from action films that if I am on the run, go off-grid. No phone calls, no email, no credit-card use. No airports. Wigs. And now living on a boat and driving only at night with an infra-red lit number plate. Can’t wait.

From: Ora
Yes, a lot can be learned from action films. I'm worried about CSI giving criminals too many tips on what not to do. Our police force is lightyears behind.

From: Z
If you kill anyone, remove their fingers and teeth so that their identity cannot be ascertained and no motive can be found.

From: Ora
Yuk!
Also wear a hairnet. I hate those.

From: Z
And don’t dribble!

From: Ora
And hope that our local police are assigned to the case.

The Girls Discuss Madonna's Fitness

Jen:
RE: A look at Madonna's 50 yr old legs
Here’s the picture brought directly to your email box…

Ora:
If she was in our airplane and it crashed in the Andes, she could feel safe cause I wouldn't be eating her.

Z:
I would. Imagine selling THAT story to the papers! “I ate Madonna!”

Jen:
Look at her arms too!

Ora:
Her arms are the main reason that I won't be eating her if we crash in the Andes. That, and I don't have Zoe's head for business.

Z:
The arms look tastier than the legs. I wouldn’t want to chew through the tights, but if I were in the Andes, this would be the difference between a hot dog and a sausage. If we could tie this in with a Fear Factor episode, we would surely be onto a winner. I COULD CERTAINLY HACK THE ANDES WITH JOE ROGAN!!