My Fantasy

I have a fantasy in which I'm walking along and am forced into a situation in which I heroically risk my life to save some guy. The guy is a master of his trade - like a top grade guitar teacher or plastic surgeon or something, and he is so grateful that he begs me to allow him to give me free guitar lessons, or free plastic surgery, you know, something useful.

Of course I know that it isn't going to happen. I'm never walking along, I'm always in the car, and I'm the type to call 911 (or 101 in our area), as I like to leave things to the experts. Also, even if I was walking and did save him myself he'd be like a tree surgeon and I have no trees.