Thursday, November 13, 2008

At work today I had to sign the following:
"I will not use the software for, and will not allow the software to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including,without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons of mass destruction."

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

If I knew how to use the software to manufacture nuclear WMD
  • Do you really think I won't now, just because I signed the statement?
  • Why are you letting me anywhere near it?
  • Would I be working here? for this salary?

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Posted by Ora - Looking for Offramp at 8:34 PM
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4 comments:

  1. robkroeseNovember 15, 2008 at 5:57 AM

    I think the fact that Saddam Hussein refused to sign one of those things was most of the case against him.

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  2. Ora - Looking for OfframpNovember 15, 2008 at 8:31 AM

    Diesel, thanks for the comment! Now I have to update my Welcome ;-)

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  3. AnonymousNovember 16, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    There are similar questions on the US landing form (i-94) for non-US residents.

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  4. Ora - Looking for OfframpNovember 16, 2008 at 6:47 PM

    So, they are actually asking terrorists if they have plans to detonate a nuclear weapon sometime before or after their visit to Six Flags?

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