The Girls Discuss Madonna's Fitness

Jen:
RE: A look at Madonna's 50 yr old legs
Here’s the picture brought directly to your email box…

Ora:
If she was in our airplane and it crashed in the Andes, she could feel safe cause I wouldn't be eating her.

Z:
I would. Imagine selling THAT story to the papers! “I ate Madonna!”

Jen:
Look at her arms too!

Ora:
Her arms are the main reason that I won't be eating her if we crash in the Andes. That, and I don't have Zoe's head for business.

Z:
The arms look tastier than the legs. I wouldn’t want to chew through the tights, but if I were in the Andes, this would be the difference between a hot dog and a sausage. If we could tie this in with a Fear Factor episode, we would surely be onto a winner. I COULD CERTAINLY HACK THE ANDES WITH JOE ROGAN!!