I love this headline. This is not a headline you see every day. But is it really news?
I kind of wonder about the online news, which ran this headline. I like to keep abreast of what is happening back home but basically it's nothing. Nothing happens. Recently they reported a barn burning down and a Walgreens being robbed. I believe a cow was killed. Not at the Walgreens. Sorry for the cow, truly, but I live in the frickin middle east, it takes more than that to get me excited.
I get so tired of reading about wars, bombs, graft, corruption, road accidents, rape and murder. But it's not everyday that a cat is shot in the head with a crossbow at an Alabama trailer park and lives to tell the story. So the cat story is an improvement, though I truly feel for the cat. Though I bet it was being a pain in the butt, meowing outside the door at 5 a.m. when all that Robin Hood wanted to do was to sleep off last night's partying. So he's like "how do I shut this cat up" and tried throwing a shoe at it and missed and then he thought "oh, of course, I'll go get my crossbow".
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