Love this one. Brought to me courtesy of Fox news. How many times in a lifetime do you expect to read a headline like this? What percent of the world population wins the lottery twice? Of those lucky few, how many of them has a girlfriend who is stuck to the toilet?
What I don't understand is, if he already won the lottery once, couldn't he use the money to get his girlfriend unstuck to the toilet? Evidently his self confidence is a bit low, he may be afraid that if he gets her unstuck, she'll leave him. I sure would. But what use is she, in her present stuck-to-the-toilet condition? Can she cook for him? I doubt it. Can she clean the house? Contribute by earning a living? (Maybe she has a laptop and works from the bathroom?) And about intimacy, I just don't want to go there. I'd like to see Dr. Phil take this on. (I love Dr. Phil!)
Ok,here's the discusting thing-she was on the thing soo long it grew into her but.It had to be removed surgicaly.
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