Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Difference Between a Thong and a Wedgie

What's the difference between a wedgie and a thong? No, really - what's the difference? Back in the day, if you wanted to enjoy the feeling of nothing between you and your jeans, all you had to do was make eye contact with the neighborhood bully and presto, free of charge, your underwear was yanked northward, only to be stopped by your important anatomy.

Now you have to pay good money for the privelege, and it's called a thong. What purpose does it serve? The jury is still out on that one. And what is it made of anyways, the material that's left over after they use up the leftovers? It's like paying money for holy air in those little blue boxes. Seems like a rip-off. It should come free in a box of cereal. No, it would get lost in a big old box of cereal. Maybe a box of cracker jacks. Do they still have those? Or maybe in one of those little plastic eggs that cost 50 cents. Or in a box of holy air.

2 comments:

  1. Ora - LOL - your google ad - LOL!
    Crotch Thong! LOL!

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  2. Hi Sue, I can't see the add, guess they differ by locale, but thanks for the comment.

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